You SERIOUSLY have to check out this website...

Or, maybe you've heard of it before? I'm always behind on this stuff. It's called "DearBlank, pleaseblank." It's funny, fictional short letters that anyone can post. Check it out here!

Here are some funny ones that I saw just looking at it for 5 minutes:

Dear neighbor,

You have curtains, use them.

Sincerely, didn't need to see that.

Dear male teacher who gives detention for spending more than three minutes in the bathroom,

Have you ever timed yourself putting in a tampon and changing a pad?

Sincerely, I didn't think so.

 

Dear teachers,

I wouldn't mind if you took points off of my paper, so long as you wrote in the margin, "TEN POINTS FROM GRYFFINDOR!"

Sincerely, that's how they do it at Hogwarts...

 

Dear teachers,

I wouldn't mind if you took points off of my paper, so long as you wrote in the margin, "TEN POINTS FROM GRYFFINDOR!"

Sincerely, that's how they do it at Hogwarts...

 

Dear crush,

Please get on Facebook more often. It's hard to creep on someone that doesn't update...

Sincerely, anonymous.

 

Dear U.S. Government,

I don't care whether you're a Democrat or a Republican, I just want you to stop getting paid for fighting each other.

Sincerely, shut up and compromise.

 

Go check it out!